SESSION REPORT - SWORDS OF THE INNER SEA, SESSION 28 Looking to turn a rich profit from extracting the JADE STATUES from the ancient SWAMP TEMPLE, MAZDAK THE GRIM, FOLG SON OF FOLG, the sorcerers WEND WITHER and THOGGOS, and THE HERMIT RINPOCHE, along with their henchman MINO set out from RIN LOTU, the canoes and rafts of the swamper EZO and his relatives laden with ropes, lumber, and other equipment. After passing a barren crag raising from the water, which seemed to conceal a NARROW CAVE ENTRANCE, they arrived on the temple island. Unloading their supplies, they tossed many fish to appease the CROCODILES dozing in the temple fountain and entered the temple proper. However, as Folg and Thoggos tried to test the statue's attachment to its base, all four statues abruptly animated and the nearest swung heavily at Folg with its stony fists. First Thoggos, then the rest of the party fell back, and while Folg and Mazdak launched volleys of javelins and arrows at the statue nearest the o...
Despite never having met Prestidigitor, Ursa will throw in 40 gold because he knows the true meaning of funerals. Showing off to the still living about how loved you were by the deceased to his powerful friends while the deceased is conveniently unable to dispute your stories. The gold will be to hire professional mourners who will also back his tales.
ReplyDeleteGrumbling about an investment for his inevitable funeral, Dubovai will pitch in 10 GP as well.
ReplyDeleteThe Grand Total for the funeral is 320 worth of concessions, accoutrements, juggling, and crocodile tears. Luckily, no violence erupts despite the raucous tenor of the proceedings.
ReplyDeleteUrsa now inherits 50% of Prestidigitor's final XP total. Attendees accrue XP as follows:
FUNERAL LEADERBOARD
Izzard 69 XP
Ursa 39 XP
Hasselhoff 24 XP
Zhonn 19 XP (Zhonn's share of the coffin lid)
Sarpedon 5 XP
Gumruck 5 XP
Dubovai 5 XP
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