SESSION REPORT - SWORDS OF THE INNER SEA, SESSION 28 Looking to turn a rich profit from extracting the JADE STATUES from the ancient SWAMP TEMPLE, MAZDAK THE GRIM, FOLG SON OF FOLG, the sorcerers WEND WITHER and THOGGOS, and THE HERMIT RINPOCHE, along with their henchman MINO set out from RIN LOTU, the canoes and rafts of the swamper EZO and his relatives laden with ropes, lumber, and other equipment. After passing a barren crag raising from the water, which seemed to conceal a NARROW CAVE ENTRANCE, they arrived on the temple island. Unloading their supplies, they tossed many fish to appease the CROCODILES dozing in the temple fountain and entered the temple proper. However, as Folg and Thoggos tried to test the statue's attachment to its base, all four statues abruptly animated and the nearest swung heavily at Folg with its stony fists. First Thoggos, then the rest of the party fell back, and while Folg and Mazdak launched volleys of javelins and arrows at the statue nearest the o...
NOOOO!
ReplyDeleteSave or Die is a motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteFucking bummer, man.
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ReplyDeleteFOLG SON OF FOLG: what
WEND WITHER: the
THE HERMIT RINPOCHE: shit
DANIEL'S NEW CHARACTER: hey guys what's going oHOLY FUCK
my face when ⇧:
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What in the hell did you guys get into?
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ReplyDeleteGod damn it. Does this mean that I'm the only fighter over level 1?
ReplyDeleteFOLG has a magic sword at least.
ReplyDeleteDoes Folg have the strength to properly wield it? Also, given that Robard achieved Hero level, do you think that we could find a quest to bring him back?
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ReplyDelete(probably not)
Folg would need Str 15 not to have disadvantage wielding the sword
ReplyDeleteFolg having disadvantage with the sword is even funnier (though Rinpoche would be funniest)
ReplyDeleteSave or Die is part of the game.
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