Having once again been brought to the patio of death's door, I decided to reflect on my other close calls.

Having once again been brought to the patio of death's door, I decided to reflect on my other close calls. The following is a list of the many near deaths of Folg.
Terrible fates so far avoided.
ALMOST Destroyed by Dog Demons
ALMOST Perforated by Flying Piranhas
ALMOST Hunted by Harpies
ALMOST Exsanguinated by Enchanted Hummingbirds
ALMOST Disintegrated by Demonic Magics
ALMOST Evicted Own Eyeballs
ALMOST Kissed into Crying Corpse
ALMOST Burned Alive by Bad Allies
ALMOST Filleted by Fat Fiend
Honorable Mentions
ALMOST Ensnared by Enormous Eel
ALMOST Gutted by Ghasts
ALMOST Crushed by Crude Golems
ALMOST Flambéed by Phoenix
ALMOST Impaled by Imperials
ALMOST Discovered by Deranged Warlord
ALMOST Clawed by Cannibal Kids
ALMOST Mauled by Moonbeast
Sigh... I suppose this is now a living document.
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