Relevant.


Relevant.

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  1. Robert ParkerMay 20, 2016 at 10:39 AM

    Haha.

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  2. Anthony PicaroMay 20, 2016 at 10:39 AM

    THE STRENGTH OF THE BULL-PYTHON
    THE COURAGE OF THE BULL-LION
    THE CUNNING OF THE BULL-MAN

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    ...

    ... moo.

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